Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Calorie Vegetable Chow Mein

Can you be more gay than gays? Pulling

Friday, December 1, 2006

How To Get Rid Of Bumps After Eyebrow Waxing



Whenever I watch this beautiful video I am very happy, at peace with God and all His creatures. It feels very nice, kind of like lying on a clover field heated by the sun and then watered with a fine rain.

Friday, November 17, 2006

Fotos De Paty Naviadad

classic Happiness ...

When you do not have time you can always find "Colonel Kilgore" on youtube to enjoy these works of art that everyone has seen, but I never get tired of seeing:



Tuesday, November 14, 2006

How Many Calories Do I Burn With The Ijoy

The mill of the hanged

move the old West, where there was no other law than that of the citizens of Las Vegas, and troubled border city. There he met the nice people of America: gunmen, renegade Indians, outlaws and randomness of the bullets, made of this newly founded city a good place to indulge that Whisky noon that asks the body.

poor wretch, who really thought they were the most smug, because they did not know the ferocity of the Citizens who felt already that territory as theirs. To sample one of the signs of the guards:

WARNING

A thieves, robbers, gamblers and Scammers

Among those listed:

JJ Harlin, CHARLIE Sawdust, WILLIAM HEDGES, BILLY THE CHILD

BILLY MULLIN, LITTLE JACK, THE BRAVO, THE CHILD pockmarked

AND TWENTY ONE MORE

If still in town after ten o'clock at night, we invite you to attend a big gala, with tie Loop, whose expenses shall be borne by

100 CITIZENS IMPORTANT

Las Vegas, March 24, 1882

was common for city merchants and other respectable people, to defend themselves from the miscreants at the touch of rope, always using the location of the mill, to be called more Later "The mill of the hanged."

This does not only happen to bad people who could not be seized, in many cases, a quiet crowd gathered at the gates of the prison, they took the prisoner, who felt really did not need a trial, and brought to the mill.

An example is that of a cowboy named Beckworth that was visiting the village. Juggling his pistol for all to admire their skills. While spinning before a stunned audience, the gun accidentally fired, killing a man standing behind him. Beckworth

apologized saying he had only been an accident and continued his juggling show gunmen, but the gun fired again, killing a woman standing across the street at the front door . Beckworth and apologized again, saying only it was an accident.

The guards rushed to the scene and arrested Beckworth. The next morning was found hanging from the windmill with a sign around his neck saying: "This is not an accident."

ironic poetry of Las Vegas was not only applied these respectable citizens, was also incorporated into the figure of a judge, Jack Kirby Benedict, famous for condemning to death the first woman hanged in the village and also to pay the costs of implementation.

A great guy who signed death sentences with the same ease that gave the Bourbon. It is necessary to enter here the beginning of the speech he gave at the hearing to a man who had killed a blacksmith in Las Vegas:

Jesús María Martínez, get up!

Jesus Maria Martinez has been charged, tried and convicted by a court of fellow citizens of the crime of murder, and the court is now about to issue against you the awful sentence of the law.

As usual, Jesus Maria Martinez, is a painful duty for the judge of a court condemn to death a human being. It is a terrible thing, and the judge refuses to fulfill that duty mentally. Fortunately, however, your case is free of all those unpleasant aspects the court is pleased to order him to death.

find more delight in Las Vegas "The most wild wild west" of H. Bryan.


Until next post, friends copronáutiquers.

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Power A Cd Player From A Pull Start Putboard



Little to count on today, just wanted to share with your graces this wonderful music video. Long live the Great Nation India . No wonder that the Buddha decided to be born there.

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Twin Bed Bed Skirt Measurements

George W. Galagala Gala Bush, the Superman Nietzsche prophesied we

Today I would like to dedicate a small tribute to the figure I see as the clearest embodiment of the American Dream , George Walker Bush . With his image started to crawl around the blogosphere, and I think it's hard to argue that it is an image that perfectly defines the fun times that we live. Leaving aside the frivolous aspect, anyone can tell me that is a puppet with hands stained with the blood of thousands and thousands of innocent people, you already know, but ... What I'm not laughing at the masks they put on quite crook?, How I'm going to shit with laughter with his jaimito ? Joder, si es que le veo y me descojono vivo . Como siempre, la realidad supera a la ficción, porque llega un punto en el que me resulta mucho más verosímil Leslie Nielsen haciendo de presidente de los EEUU en Scary Movie 3 que el bueno de George. No dudo que las fotos que me he permitido seleccionar en este sentido foto-homenaje serán ya conocidas por todos pero, pese a todo, las incluyo. Nada más, sólo era eso. Muchas gracias por venir y vuelvan cuando quieran. Aquí les esperaremos con los brazos abiertos.


Atención a los prismáticos


Takes

That takes

Turkey seeks cock


is not I can stop laughing


is a God among insects

Tuesday, September 5, 2006

Psion Revo Plus Bibel

Last throes

Though not official, this month I'm working poor, and seeing that my comrades (or not ) to have Copronáutica I left this very decided unilaterally to give some good atmosphere with a poster of various cultural recommendations.
Un posto those that are made quickly, and who does not want the thing, just to make the blog run its course .... but perhaps this is the last gasp of Copronáutica Who knows? Here are the recommendations:

1. Movies. If infants were weak when they could not see it, become with it, is the biggest fiasco of George Lucas as a producer, and an ode to LSD. Howard the Duck in Spain was Howard the Duck. Here is one of the best scenes:
2.Música.El punk died with GG Allin. you know who he is? Here are the interesting entry in wikipedia. I leave the recording of one of his last actions:

3. Literature. I will be brief. Lean this book and tell me what this is, as I'm too lazy now.

Monday, June 26, 2006

Blocked Ears During Menstrual Period

Doppelgänger

"A Despite not work any more, my father got up every day the first, probably driven by their physical incontinence and crawled swiftly in the only bathroom in the house she shared with my eight brothers, my grandfather, my mother and me. They could spend a long forty minutes until it went out again. As I stood in the stream of gas, fart, growling, spitting and groaning that pierced the door of the toilet became the most effective alarm clock for my brothers and me, we gradually desperezábamos in our bunks. Paolo, the eldest, always said "better than the cock, the more timely." I, however, could only imagine the constant pounding and sphincter spasms shrink my father, and his inability to pee with a steady stream, it always came out two, as if he had spent the night having sex with mom, so that puddled around the floor of hot pee and very yellow, almost orange.
When he left the bathroom, a very strong odor throughout the house flooded. It smelled like overheated stew cooked with vegetables rotting corpses and infect. It was an unmistakable smell. was the stench of my childhood in Sicily "


That you just read is a further unknown unknown passage from the book" My visions lonely "by Giulio Sacco , written in 1879 and published a year later by a small publisher in New Orleans. Finally, it is an obscure book, lost in memory, without a great literary value certainly, but the story of the author is interesting and complex. Try to explain it best.



A nice video with street musicians from the pre-Katrina New Orlen

mid-nineteenth century, the famine that developed in Sicily pushed the Mafia bosses to seek better opportunities off the island and Europe. Thus, the first Sicilians who had emigrated to the southern port of New Orleans in the United States in 1815, told bosses and sponsors of the organization of the urgent needs that arise, not only in the city, if not the entire state of Louisiana, hiring the amounts of farm labor to work plantations filling the void left by the recently freed black slaves. This situation was exploited by the Mafia to enter into agreements and contracts with the planters of New Orleans and surrounding areas. Thus, between 1850 and 1860, gradually moving entire families of Sicilian Mafia-abiding, willing to pay the tax or contribution that any help and they asked the organization. Among them was the Sacco family, to exception of the grandfather and father, now deceased.
Thirty years later, in 1890, and were about thirty thousand families, a number that began to worry the authorities and the rest of the population of the city, both in their ways that conflicted with the idiosyncrasies of the South Saxon Puritan, and above However, the economic power that had failed to reach the Sicilian leaders through an effective partnership in the region known as the Sicilian Mafia in New Orleans. Giulio
Sacco had come to New Orleans in 1857, just turned 15 years, along with the rest of his brothers and his mother. Little information takes the life of Giulio during the following years, but all the information and references suggest that as soon as he stepped on American soil went to work as a stevedore at the port, like his brothers.
In 1861, four years after he started working in the port city, Sacco and had become a respected man who made the connection between port authorities and the mob bosses that the latter continued to enjoy certain privileges. What is particularly strange about this forgotten history is as follows: in February of that year began circulating around town a series of pamphlets signed by one G. Sacco directly accusing Stefano Vaccaro, chief Chief of the Mafia in New Orleans at that time, the repeated advances of taxes agreed with their compatriots and also require a carnal payment by those who had girls as young as 9 years, under threat of burning the house with aforementioned daughters inside.
course, the appearance of these placards raised a stir, languages \u200b\u200bskyrocketed, and rumors began to circulate like wildfire. Two days after the leaflets first appeared, two hitmen Vaccaro occurred in the offices that Sacco was at the port. Sacco then huffed and puffed that he had not written anything about it and had to be someone who wanted to end his reputation and deal with Mr. Vaccaro. After a tip hits, Vaccaro's henchmen gave him a week to resolve the issue.
What happened this week was like living in a delirious and feverish nightmare for Sacco. The libel continued to appear in ever greater numbers and with speeches anti-mafia and anti-inflammatory and Vaccaro much more devastating. Moreover, all the neighbors of Sacco, avoided him like a pariah and the New Orleans police had to intervene at that without God not to seem even more selling and corrupt. Vaccaro went after and arrested him on charges of fraud (Al Capone was not the first, as you see). Iker Jiménez

fliparía

With Vaccaro arrested, Sacco seemed to breathe a little more quiet. Many neighbors avoided him again to approach him and softly, assuring him that deep down they were with him and his cause. Sacco did not understand, he had not written these claims. Gradually persecutory paranoia was increasingly taking over the minds of Sacco who finished shutting at home, around August 1861.
However, the citizens of New Orleans still reading texts G. Sacco. Texts which were applauded and cheered by the working classes of the city and soon would become part of the pages of New Orleans Citybussines. Sacco became in a popular journalist, many testimonies of the time say that Sacco was left often see on the streets of the city, participating in all kinds of citizen initiatives and was loved by all and respected by the local mafia.
In 1879, Sacco published "My visions lonely" his first and only book, where they mix both autobiographical passages of his childhood in Sicily and of his youth in New Orleans, with absurd theories and pseudo-asides own enlightened. Three years later, hit the pages of local newspapers up the news that the great writer Giulio Sacco had died during a picnic with friends. City cried the entire loss. The year was 1882.
The strange thing is that 20 years earlier, in October 1861 in the former home of Giulio Sacco, found the body of a man with two big gashes in his chest which was also entered in the morgue with Giulio name Sacco.
PS: All the information in this article has been has been taken from the book Compendium the letteratura di Storia di Italian of Sapegno Natalino. I could not find anything valuable in the network. If any of you get get more information through Internet about this story, would appreciate making contact with me.

Friday, June 23, 2006

Message For Wedding Couple Islam

Wi-Fi Porn



With Marauder

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Good Names For Spray Tan Businesses

Philatelic

These days not talking about the stamp in unfashionable happy, to make matters worse the English that we are well on rogues (and this is now being asked Quevedo) and we are all making a little joke of the stamp:

- Good morning, I get a stamp for Lugo?
are € 0.40. Please.
-Here it is. Sorry
are € 2.20
-How? If I just said 0.40.
Yes, but the seals are revalued at a rate ...


one copy of the catalog of AFINSA.
You can see the upside potential.


Well, bad jokes aside, I want to express my solidarity with the group of patients and give advice. Going to sit idly by while starting a long and tedious legal process that can take decades to recover some of the lost?

No, friends. It's time to retake the reins of the investment and that is why with capital they have left I propose the following range of products, which they will recoup their losses by far:

1) Invest in housing , everyone knows that the houses will go up forever and those who say otherwise do so from the envy of seeing some because we are on our second boat.

But it is true that more and are revalued at least, so aside from buying the flats of less square feet of high-priced areas, ie galleys of 40 m ^ 2 per € 300,000 (which are the most are revalued and We both agree it will sell much more expensive), it is worth considering in homes that offer a plus, and so see how our bricks up the roof.

Yes, ladies and Gentlemen, I present the last sector where the business will make your life
THE Piramicasa

example, buy THIS MODEL that will cost just as € 2,397 in Spain, but be careful because we see that Germany is sold at € 4,550! See the business? I only say that at this time a fleet of trailers traveling to Germany, then when I'm next Onasis I cry.

Based on observation of the water molecule
(which is made up of molecules fijense water!)
and UFOs, the Piramicasa is a safe bet.

2) win at the casino, until now we had always heard the typical little phrase: "Always Win Banking." But that has changed now WIN THIS FOR EVERYONE I explain the method that none of the scholars of the Renaissance was able to discover (and look like they play.)

The trick is to bet the double when we lose, it's simple right?

For example € 1 bet on the roulette on red and black leaves, nothing happens! Rebet
now 2 € to red again (very important that is the same color, but the chances would be for the 48.64% instead of 48.64%) and suppose that we lost. Well we repeat the process
bet 4 € and this time we won, voilà! We won 1 €! Come

business? To expect to win?

Well, this is all very nice but it turns out that I have not a penny, I do Coronel? I want to be rich like you, please pity on me!

Quiet, boy! Yours has a solution, it is surely better to order a
EASY CREDIT or better yet, JOIN your letters! If you pay € 600 on the floor, 300 € per car and 100 € Plasma on TV, why pay € 1,000 a month! If streamline your CREDITS you and pay you all!

With a little financial engineering, the stupid rules of arithmetic
pass background.

Thanks again Colonel, but I'm a chicken and all that has exposed me as a bit risky, I would recommend? Quiet

son, in this case is you always have the option to buy bricks that is a commodity and can store in your living room, keep in mind that the houses will go up which provided the raw material of the houses? Okay, I see that you understood ...

And even if you're an environmentalist, I advise no doubt
THIS which are revalued by 7% per year (1% more than the stamps). Certainly by now still talk about it ... Imagine the millions who will earn their investors ...

Well, I hope that this will make at least a little richer, I am as much as you can see that I do not mind sharing my secrets with you ...

Tuesday, May 9, 2006

Shower Tiffanys Heard Bracelet Boobs

Solidarity supporters Myths and Cryptic

Anyone can become a myth if the conditions are ideal. In this article talk about some of the examples of this type of people that become characters, and their followers and their usual difficulties in separating fiction and reality.

Tired of not being invited to birthday parties? Study how to be a myth!

Che Guevara

The history of the Argentine doctor is quite curious: compulsive reading the complete works of Marx , Hegel and Freud upset him (how could it be otherwise) and he became enlightened communism. After his death, his face became in grass-shirts, posters, stickers and keychains. It was already a myth, a hero who fought against oppression, died for freedom and thousands of issues of similar size, but rarely remember that he was responsible for hundreds of executions while he served as director of the prison's Cabin La Habana.

Hey wait, I have not finished to explain my vision of historical materialism!

Today is the favorite myth of the young men who take their side in a folder, dress a little to radical-squat and delivered to unexpected acts of masochism as reading the biography of Dolores Ibarruri . They are usually also one of the most comprehensive readers On Thursday, the publication as acidic, so sharp, so full of wit and criticism. No wonder: are real protesters who have not believed the speech system and fight for a fairer society. Bearers of political correctness, fertile growers speeches against globalization or on behalf of the Cuban revolution, are grouped to end up selling party newspapers in any alley, to call fascist police charge against them after enduring their insults and rotten eggs or to demonstrate against university laws fortunately never affect them, because they never stop for class.

Kurt Cobain was not the most important musician of his generation, but the most famous was in style, led the group Nirvana . Beyond this, history can be explained as an addict unable to take his fame and ended up sticking a shot. Little more, but it was a myth for an entire generation of young people who saw it as a lost in uncertainty, pressed for fame and his wife and ended in a romantic way with his life.

Kurt Cobain became the perfect excuse to vague thousands of high school could justify its determination to be blind and not to stick to water. For them it was an artist and identified with the depressing tone of his songs, especially when they were sad because they did not cost money to catch the weekend. Should be added that the scope of musical knowledge of his followers fanatics rarely went beyond the last two discs of Nirvana : maybe some more of Green Day and Metallica degaussing tape .

Yes, it's time for tripis! How that class? Kurt was not going to class!

It comes to my head a case illustrating this group mythomaniacs. He was a guy who was at my school and I met with a few years later. I said: " You know, man, I spent COU classes. I threw the years smoking dope and reading books by Bukowski and Kerouac, who had many more things to teach . " Later he explained that he had written a book hai-kus and that he had published himself. He tried to sell me a copy of seven euros.

Juan Jose Moreno Cuenca, "The Heifer"

Without doubt, this is the best character to be of the long distance between reality and fiction. Let's start with the fiction. Juan Jose Moreno Cuenca was subjected to an intense process of myth from an early age. The first culprit was José Antonio de la Loma with their movies (which, among others of the same gender, spoke Kaleidoscope Girl not long ago). In the saga Stray dogs, inspired by his life, showing him as a person greatly influenced by their environment, but innocent and heroic background, unjustly persecuted by law. From here, his name became legendary among the gitaneo and social sectors related with the marginal crime. Chicane , in his famous song "The Heifer", spoke of it in these terms:

"You are the Heifer , cheerful bandit
hand out because you earn money.
You are the heifer with good feelings.
"

"messing with you etta er Vaquiya? do I put you?

However, we can approach his story from an objective point of view. They tend to heroin, not could be overcome, was deftly ignored in all his films and how much his character is seen smoking a joint. In this interesting article discharged comments in this regard: " The problem is that Heifer has no remedy because it is not legit, there are people with more serious crimes, murderers and rapists, you can deal with because they fulfill the agreement. It hits you the always. " Died of AIDS in 2003, among the clamor of the people given to gold chains and rings that adored him. And yet, no specific data to refute that his life was that of a junkie who stole again and again to get your dose. Erzsebet Bathory

Finally, and probably exhausted your patience, I will cite the case of the Hungarian countess who, between 1604 and 1610, tortured and killed some seven hundred young people in the dungeons of his castle. In this blog write an article about his life. Is not wasted reading some of the views of certain Internet about it:

¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡ honorable long life countess bathory !!!!!!!!!! (for Empusa, the name of a Greek god of hell).

I love this woman, i was crazy or n. A tmbn me I like the blood, but n to go to such extremes. Erzsebet Bathory live New Groove (for Cloi).

Bathory Que viva!, And will continue living up to its name no longer be remembered, but I do not think for q was a great woman (for the young Bathory).

Erzebet was a person worthy of being recognized because he had a clear conviction of what I wanted and kept it until the end that I find fascinating (by Miros).

Look man, I am a darkie out-and-out and I will explain what has meant the Countess Bathory in my life.

Ultimately, no matter where they come from fanaticism, all serve to demonstrate the power of myth and its undeniable power to turn the mediocre into heroic, brilliant lunatic, sadism in integrity.

Tuesday, May 2, 2006

Community Service In Confirmation



Besides a game of very high difficulty and gameplay heinous, "Dr. Livingstone, I Presume" is a historical statement. In 1866
of our Lord, David Livingstone, explorer, a medical doctor, missionary and subject of the crown of England was sent back to Zanzibar by the Royal Geographical Society with the task of fixing once and for all the exact location of the sources of the Nile again, Livingstone would be the only white man in the expedition.
But what looked to be a routine examination soon became a disaster, theft, desertion, disease, etc.
In this way, and after several years without news of Dr. Livingstone, the Royal Geographical Society and it gives up, secretly, for dead. However, and against popular sentiment, a young and fearless young reporter for a newspaper decided that this could not be so. Henry Morton Stanley, Welsh-born American, was I bid to Zanzibar by the New York Herald to find Dr. Livingstone "at all costs" . So when, after a tireless and dangerous search-Ujiji Stanley reached the village where the doctor was recovering from dysentery, fever and malnutrition that had endured during his African tour came to the U.S. jostling between the natives and spoke the words already quoted very famous.

Stanley's feat jumped to the front page of every newspaper


Speaking after his own newspaper, Stanley said that during his search had crossed only with a white man. "He was tall and had a look strange and disturbing indeed, spoke English with a strange accent that I could not identify, although many also wanted to cross words with me, I do remember that I said his name was Yemba " said the intrepid reporter.
For many years, these statements Stanley have meant a puzzle that no one managed to resolve Who was this strange white man and what he was doing alone in the heart of Africa at that time? Many scholars and historians have tried to give the correct answer, some have said that it was Henri de Malavent, a scientist at the French Geographical Society, Britain's bitter rival, while others have opted for it was Klaus Van Der Maas famous mercenary adventurer hired Belgian-Flemish ... but no one had succeeded in giving a satisfactory answer until now. We can now say without any doubt, thanks to studies and research professor Mario López Martínez, University of Granada , that this strange man who crossed into the path of Stanley was the Uruguayan cryptozoologist Latre Hugo Montero.

According the English Society of Cryptozoology, this book really exist

But who was really Hugo Montero Latre? In the English Society of Cryptozoology vaguísimas only have references to his work, unproductive and rather poor, the other a part, and you lose the track very soon. A second cryptozoologist ultimately.

According to Professor Lopez, Hugo Montero Latre was not the real name of the individual to whom he passed Stanley, but his name was Isidore Lucien Ducasse, better known as the Count of Lautréamont , more cryptic writer of his generation , died in Paris under mysterious circumstances a year before the occurrence of the brief encounter narrated by Stanley. How is sustained, the theory of Professor Lee, if Lautréamont Count was dead? According to Professor Mario Lopez, Isidore Lucien Ducasse did not die in 1870 as we all believe, but decided to leave his literary work and plan to fake his death, later, when everyone was convinced that his body lay in underground Parisian recluse emigrate into the bowels of Africa, to Zanzibar, with the sole objective of finding what he was haunted, which had permeated from beginning to end his brief and unhealthy work, Songs of Maldoror : Lautréamont sought POETRY OF EVIL , the beauty of the dark sadistic and ultimately, the cruelty of nature, which only can be found on the African continent, oblivious to the ethnocentric and enlightened thought that dominated Europe in those years.


preserved picture of Count One of Lautreamont


No wonder, then, that Lautréamont chosen for his new life in Africa invisible profession cryptozoologist says Professor Lopez, because it is a work that deals with the weirdness, the occult, looking for animals that exist only in our nightmares, monsters and mythological legends forage species, much like the Conde.
According to Professor Lee, this fragment of the Chants de Maldoror that justifies reproduced below, along with other evidence presented in his website, his theory of the false death and new life of self-styled African Conde

"May it please heaven that the reader, emboldened and momentarily fierce as what he reads, disoriented found without its abrupt and savage path through the desolate swamps of these dark pages full of poison.
(...)
I dreamed I had entered the body of a pig, which was hard for me not to leave, and that muddied my sows more muddy swamps. Was it as a reward? Object of my wishes: no more belonged to mankind! So I played, rather than experiencing a deep joy. However, actively fumbled what act of virtue had done to deserve the hand of providence this distinguished favor. Who knows more intimate needs, or the cause of his cherished pestilential? The metamorphosis did not seem ever to my eyes, but as the great impact of high and perfect happiness that had been waiting a long time. Finally the day had come that I would become a pig! Rehearsing my teeth on the bark of trees, my nose, watched with delight. There was in me the smallest particle divinity: I learned to raise my soul to the excessive height of the ineffable pleasure. (...)

There are times in life when the man throws lousy hair, eyes fixed to the membranes wild eyes green space, since you seem to hear in front of him, the ironic fantasy of a piggy bank. The shakes his head and low, has heard the voice of conscience. Then rush out the house with a crazy speed, making the first address offered to his surprise, and devours the rugged plains of the countryside. But the yellow ghost not lose sight and pursues him with similar speed. Sometimes, on stormy nights, when legions of winged octopi, which by far seem crows hover above the clouds, turning with firm bogadas to the cities of humans, with a mission to warn that they should change behavior, the beach is dark eye pass, one after another, two people with the clarity of lightning, and , wiping away a furtive tear of compassion that slides out from its eyelid cream, exclaims: 'Verily, it deserves no more than an act of justice.
Having said this, he regains his sullen attitude, and still observed, with a nervous trembling, a man hunting, and large lips of the vagina of darkness, from which emerge constantly, like a river, huge dark sperm taking momentum into the ether gloomy hiding in the vast array of bat wings, the whole of nature, and the legions of octopuses that have become morose at the sight of these flares deaf and inexpressible. "

Judge for yourself, Professor Lopez is very clear.

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Kamehameha Famous Quotes

Worlds Poor, sad little Obituaries


When mounting a fight, it is well known that it is in the middle is just taking some host, and this is valid for a slum to international relations. Being located halfway between China and Japan meant that every time you hit, small carry Korea hosts without eating or drinking. Since ancient times, China has never asking nothing in return to their neighboring vassal kingdoms, virtually no taxes, only to kneel, will rub the ground with his forehead and recognize that China was superior, their culture was the highest. China was the center of the world and its Emperor, the Son of Heaven, was in charge of maintaining the harmony of the Cosmos.

But one day, more than 1000 years ago, came a letter to the Emperor of China, the letter was the return of the islands of the East, the country of the dwarfs "as they called the Chinese Japan. This letter, right away, said: "The Emperor of the country where Sol was born in the country presents to the emperor where the sun sets . The Chinese emperor did not read more. He was filled with wonder, How could such a bold?, how dare the barbarian chieftain compared with Son of Heaven, to stand as equals with Him? Such brazen it inconceivable. China was the Celestial Empire, and World Navel center of Buda, and its Emperor was the one who did that spring crops. And suddenly, this genius who lived in a thatched hut and sat on the fucking floor to eat raw fish dared to proclaim his equal. It was then more or less, when China and Japan began to compete to see who was more cool and be wrong. This is what happens with the neighbors: one day you give them the script, another day Confucianism, Buddhism to the next, when you ask that you return them on your neighbor is crazy and you have just to retire the greeting, or even the thing can come to blows.

Japan could put China's cool because it separated the sea, the truth be told. And, although we may have boats, the sea very protective, for example, in England. An invasion by sea and is a fucking thing to assemble, requiring time, money and desire and, like it or not, so then you are leaving, and finally, you forget. Either that or is a Storm buries you fat and the fleet.

Little Korea, meanwhile, could not afford to be cool with the Middle Kingdom, because it was land border and at least change the Chinese could send an army of 50 million of soldiers to explain to the boss here. The king of Korea was a subject of the Chinese emperor and not talking. The thing used to be calm but sometimes, the Japanese-or at least their leaders, gave them the yu-yu and said they wanted to conquer the world starting with China and made land an army in Korea, which is the way shorter. The Koreans, who were less, ranging running to ask for help from the Chinese, because for some was a vassal kingdom, "and everyone ended up getting blood on the battlefield. And that history has repeated itself, more or less the same actors, until the last century.

Red and blue top down, as the peninsula.

They say what does not kill you makes you stronger, and it seems that the fact of spending life with two fights big boy made Korea a small country with a strong sense of national sentiment , to call it somehow. Either eat or you eat. Nation ideas = Race = Culture = Territory are powerful in Korea as they are in Israel, another country that also was in the middle of everything and also rained when the Assyrian hosts buzzing with the Egyptians, the Romans deliveries , etc. Not that your god is angry with you and punish you, is that the site you have chosen is about halfway around and armies and both sides end up going out there, and burn your house on the outward and return journeys.

In Korea, therefore, as not always able to show off the ideas or Nation Territory (even now, at least As for the idea of \u200b\u200bunified territory ) they compensated with their remaining ideas: those of Race and Culture especially Culture: to avoid being classified as a byproduct of a powerful civilization, as their neighbors, they stressed their own peculiarities and cultural works. In these creations, among the most famous highlights the traditional female costume, the hanbok -insurance that you dream of one world, one that carries the waist up to her tits. But above all, tend to emphasize the Korean script, Hangul the .

Hanbok with pepper string included.

The hangul is the pride of Korea (currently both), it ordered six centuries ago to create a Korean king very good as an alternative to written Chinese, which was very, very bloody to learn-in fact, the Chinese script was designed to be difficult, so that only highly trained bureaucratic elite could use it. Now, the hangul has come to practically the entire world, are such as simbolitos rare that supplements come in Pucca .

since Korea was divided in two different countries, both have led the world in Korean culture. They may be curious the different positions that have followed in terms of more current communication via the Internet : While South Korea has stationed fully online, and to a level of national policy , North Korea can boast virtually the country in the world with fewer web pages (only 2, although the country itself still has no dominion, has reserved. kp). When I met with Official Website North Korea, the truth is that I was a little surprised by the level of mundanity. Those who wish may enjoy the music section , which has no waste-my favorite is No motherland without you , although Do not ask my name is not bad, with that delicious touch of organ. Then there is this other , which features a bright and cheerful design and perhaps because of that, to me scares me even more.

North Korea is a very strange, that nevertheless can boast of national characteristics: can cool to be the most inaccessible country in the world (although lately they are opening his hand, to expand tourism), or you can go with my head high for having the only communist dynasty the world, and being the only country Communist paradoxically uses two different words for the term comrade : one for when you talk or you are referring to a superior in rank and another for a bottom. Its population is starving but the freak its leader spends about 25% of their meager GDP to military spending ( No. 22). Never mind that the world move and change, for better or for worse: they continue to roll, seeing only what they want to see ( 50 years and peak "takes longer). I think someone is ugly to accept 150,000 tons of food (100,000 in 2002 to 50,000 in 2003) and then call bandit, but it is only my opinion.

already told us the old master Chiun , "Korea is the most beautiful country on earth" . The Koreans, both north and south of the peninsula have suffered a lot over its history. Have been invaded and enslaved so many times that even surprised that today Koreans are living to go on Lost . We hope to find a peaceful solution and not have to suffer anymore.

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Magnificent Gesture Art Nouveau Le Corbusier

Korea and movie legends quinqui

"There is a mimicry in the rough, and you're getting into some areas of mind-boggling sleaze. It is a fear that does not stop uncontrolled attract you. I discovered in myself that what so often you allow yourself to speak and say: the marginal. "

So Eloy de la Iglesia spoke in an interview to El Mundo. He, like almost every character that appeared in his films, died in tragic circumstances last few weeks.

quinqui Cinema is a tangle that fed its own actors and characters they were based. With José Antonio de la Loma, is reached which can be confusing meta Perros Callejeros II, but it was nothing more than the beginning of a strange chain. The actor who plays Torete (Heifer pseudonym) is actually true friend of Juan Jose Moreno Cuenca "The Heifer" (he could not star in the movie by being held in prison.) After the blockbuster hit of stray dogs in the second part, the actor replied to a new and fictitious Heifer "Guys? The I want. Do not see how I feel. And since I did the movie already demasiao, waiting for me at the door with panties in hand. "


How can I not flirt with this jacket so cool.

Songs of the Chungking, leaks, robberies and a phrase that is repeated over and over again: "For my freedom," impressed "The Jaro" learned to see Street Dogs new tricks to commit crime. The Jaro later inspire the film Eloy de la Iglesia, "Navajeros." Jose Luis Manzano, a street kid picked up by Eloy, plays the actual "Jaro" . Neither , and character actor died of natural causes Have you lost already in the chain?

Unlike Eloy, it seems that Antonio de la Loma did try that their children follow the right path, to take advantage of fame that gave them the movies starring themselves to shape a better future: "They failed to assimilate success. Rather than use it to guide their lives and out of marginalization, got carried away. I did what I could, but I die in threes. Whenever I had some apprehension of what may put in their hands and failed to take "

also "El Pirri, Antonio Flores, José Luis Manzano. All of them appeared in the films of E. of the Church, all died as following a trail eaten by his own character. And Eloy, as Thomas de Quincey twentieth century, seemed to be up to his neck in a world that tried to reflect. So perhaps his films are more raw and less mythologizing that José Antonio de la Loma, who saw everything from a more distant.


The Wild potorro Rosario Flores in "Colleagues" still can shake the souls sensitive.

For legend, many of the actors in the Loma and the Church, died in the early nineties. While greeted with Cobi, they lay writhing on AIDS or for good with a quick overdose.

Since reality, fiction also expressed the same: "Pirri soon found a liking to the horse. And a few days running at a gallop as if it had not done anything in his life "(the" Pico II)


The Pirri (best) does not allow you to break your ass to a friend

interesting in this forum Bloody Planet quinqui on film can clearly see the difficulties that users encounter when seeking information about the actors of this genre or the characters they played. It confuses the real with the fictional, constructed a literature that we would all like to believe so great situations but, for lack of sources, many are reluctant to admit that things happened exactly.

Most of films about Heifer De La Loma, were exported abroad. However, Gangs of Eloy de la Iglesia, so you know, just premiered here in Mexico and Italy. I find it curious to meet some American views on the IMDb board about "Street Dogs" (Street Warriors):

One says: "The film is interesting in a strange way. But why could not show at least one teenager as a decent human being? "And a Texan," Interesting character study that shows how the English youth may be as wild as Americans. "

Well! It was time, I honestly had no idea that someone from that country could understand this kind of film. Not even that were available to American hands, the end of the Internet gives you surprises like this often.


"Like I have a pair of boobs I have a couple of eggs"

"Tod Browning or Eloy de la Iglesia?

Currently there is nothing like it in Spain, we could say that "Barrio" margarine is what quinqui, "Dance me water" film actors perpetrated by upper class neighborhood with faces too rosy to be junkies terminals. The truth is as honest as I can find is the miniseries "Father Courage" in 2002.

being the case, we can only wait for the blessed parents of English cinema, marking what's hot and what's not, decide to get a little more out of this genre , perhaps with a "GTA Mine," a video game pulls from cars, bridges and several stabs in the end all it took then. I, sure, I would buy it.

Greetings, friends.

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Community Service Ideas In Confirmation

Easter or costumes that do not molan hard.

Dear friends, do not know about you, but I have always been fascinated by clerks, pagans and histrionic costumes which are flooded at this time the streets of this quixotic country.


Cofrade distinguish a
honor of the Nazarene Cava a walk?


And, while I respect the personal beliefs of each, I can not stand the tremendous hypocrisy that is the parade of penitents, hooded or they are called, at Easter.

For starters, many people beneath these "sheets" are there without having set foot in a church in their lives, others are there for a very primitive religiosity of other times and for mere participation "fun." All this would seem to me great if not for the fact that then sell this as a fervent religiosity and aware of all its participants.

other hand, the choice of clothing seems quite surreal, to say nothing about their names, "Nazarene Quinta Angustia", "Brotherhood of the Holy Christ of Agony Entombment and Romans "(and anyone else?) Or" Brotherhood of the First Lady of Pain "(I will not comment what I suggest the latter because it is not to be a religious thing.)


Luce a pearly white robe and red
passion of Karl Lagerfeld, finished with mahogany arch.

processions allegedly under the patronage of the Catholic Church are burdened with a tremendous paganism, with profuse Masonic symbolism and ornaments apricots only possible in this country.

Papi, sure this is Disney World?


Well everyone is free to do as he pleases, yes, I do not like yesterday in my town, where hundreds of people dressed as penitents or imperial guards Wars (not hard to say which of the two for sure) spent pounding the drums in which they called "Procession of Silence." Send eggs!

But maybe this is not the only thing Nazarenes of Spain, is not it?

Brothers of the Blessed black pain.

"Holy Week in Seville or Malaga?

Thursday, April 6, 2006

Forearm Footprint Tattoos

You in Humble

If you have ever used (or used) the phrase "I'm going to poke" to threaten someone, probably, until now, has never been involved in a fight and thus, I consider him a human being incomplete. Ojo! I'm not saying better or worse, only incomplete, for example, if you follow a virgin at 78.

The bacon sandwich now!

For the rest of us, however, things change. To a greater or lesser extent every human being worthy of the name has had physical violence at some point in their lives.
Almost certainly, you and I and the neighbor and even fifth-Fulanito-and-so, we have been involved in the odd brawl, regardless of the intensity, we used violence willingly or unwillingly, in spite of ourselves or of others. Or without regret, what the hell.
And it is inevitable. You can not separate one from the other, the physical and human mammal, say, are inextricably linked, coiled like two (2) snails in constant intercourse (pardon the simile).

Since the dawn of time since the days of big, rectangular black monolith, the peoples that have inhabited the planet have been confronted by any twinkling of an eye.
At first the fighting was basically a clean host, but little by little, with the coming of age of different metals, the thing was sprinkling a little more, introducing all kinds of utensils. Over the years, the growth of a ruling class who saw the pastelazo prontito would mean the exclusive use of violence on others (in charge of this would justify such a Hobbes), a new idea was instilled in us the genes: avoid, as far as possible, indiscriminate use of the then popular bludgeon and you're mine.
Nevertheless, violence has never become an exclusive preserve of military brass or aristocrats, or even the church, although it is true that these three gangs have made a very elaborate and imaginative use of art Host to the neighbor.
But focus on what you play, I'm going by the tributaries and good shade shelters me. Believe it or not, I want to talk about violence against others individually or, more specifically, one against another, that is, fighting, bullae, brawls or the films of Jean-Claude.

Fighting (OOOOOR-YUKEN!)

not deny a good fight has a very high power of seduction. What happens when you build a brawl (yes, yes, with accent on the first A) for example, a Saturday night? Well, within seconds the two brave gladiators (hey motherfucker, I've throw the Cubata) who have faced are surrounded by a crowd of onlookers and spokesmen for blood, but pretend to separate the contenders (it cogedme kill!).

But as in pharmacy, we fight about everything, hear, over and across the globe. Not only among mammals-horse race.
In northern Thailand, as well as along the width of Japan rhinoceros beetle fights are a ritual that takes very seriously. The kwang (Thai) or mushi (Japanese), Grand Beetle Fighter, is revered by people as a mighty warrior. During the fighting season, the coaches prepare their insect gladiators for this annual festival that move large amount of money in bets (remember the principle of Rambo III). In fact, Japan has developed a game only of battles between beetles that has been quite successful.

Mighty warrior resting

The cockfighting also enjoy great popularity in Southeast Asia as well as throughout the former pre-Columbian empires. When it comes to cakes caregivers a sharp knife to fit the legs of roosters. An uplifting show that after a few seconds resembles a pillow fight at a slumber party such as Grease, all covered with feathers flying. Well
and chicken blood.
But not even stop, fighting illegal hunting dogs, kangaroos boxing against (and even between two people), fighting mongooses against snakes (do not bet against the mongoose), fights in classrooms recorded in Mobile, etc., the range is very wide. MMA



And, damn, it turns out that this is always business. So, if we make two types of 95 kg over a ring to be the shit, as for balls have to be even more business. In this sense, leaving aside the interesting world of the sport of gentlemen are probably fighting in MMA the most money and morbidity among fans move the saliva, sweat and blood.
no mistake, the initials do not mean MMA Ministry of Environment, also, but Mixed Martial Arts, or Martial Arts Mixed, better known in Spain by the grace of Merdeces Milà and famous and investigative reporting, as Valetudo. Or, as the name coined while writing this post, minus the eggs, anywhere (MHDQ).

Stop, stop, that I've dropped a lens
At the risk of automatically consider me a madman, I confess that, just as a spectator and fan, I have ventured into this world that guarantees the audience the same feeling that they should experience the Roman patricians in the Coliseum watching the Fool Tina Turner under the Dome. Bread and circuses.

And to show three buttons: One Two and Three (the latter has cloth).

And I wonder what's next, what lies ahead in sports and chivalrous world of grappling? Well, I opted for what the Japanese like that in this setting trends of violence, fighting between what they call Wicks, ie anthropomorphic robots several meters operated by a single crew member. And if time to time. An example to have it clearer: Mazinger Z against Baron Gross Ashler Mechanics.
Well, I leave that I have to take Poli Diaz to Las Barranquillas to sell bottles of water to the junkies. Ali

Bumaya.