Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Kamehameha Famous Quotes

Worlds Poor, sad little Obituaries


When mounting a fight, it is well known that it is in the middle is just taking some host, and this is valid for a slum to international relations. Being located halfway between China and Japan meant that every time you hit, small carry Korea hosts without eating or drinking. Since ancient times, China has never asking nothing in return to their neighboring vassal kingdoms, virtually no taxes, only to kneel, will rub the ground with his forehead and recognize that China was superior, their culture was the highest. China was the center of the world and its Emperor, the Son of Heaven, was in charge of maintaining the harmony of the Cosmos.

But one day, more than 1000 years ago, came a letter to the Emperor of China, the letter was the return of the islands of the East, the country of the dwarfs "as they called the Chinese Japan. This letter, right away, said: "The Emperor of the country where Sol was born in the country presents to the emperor where the sun sets . The Chinese emperor did not read more. He was filled with wonder, How could such a bold?, how dare the barbarian chieftain compared with Son of Heaven, to stand as equals with Him? Such brazen it inconceivable. China was the Celestial Empire, and World Navel center of Buda, and its Emperor was the one who did that spring crops. And suddenly, this genius who lived in a thatched hut and sat on the fucking floor to eat raw fish dared to proclaim his equal. It was then more or less, when China and Japan began to compete to see who was more cool and be wrong. This is what happens with the neighbors: one day you give them the script, another day Confucianism, Buddhism to the next, when you ask that you return them on your neighbor is crazy and you have just to retire the greeting, or even the thing can come to blows.

Japan could put China's cool because it separated the sea, the truth be told. And, although we may have boats, the sea very protective, for example, in England. An invasion by sea and is a fucking thing to assemble, requiring time, money and desire and, like it or not, so then you are leaving, and finally, you forget. Either that or is a Storm buries you fat and the fleet.

Little Korea, meanwhile, could not afford to be cool with the Middle Kingdom, because it was land border and at least change the Chinese could send an army of 50 million of soldiers to explain to the boss here. The king of Korea was a subject of the Chinese emperor and not talking. The thing used to be calm but sometimes, the Japanese-or at least their leaders, gave them the yu-yu and said they wanted to conquer the world starting with China and made land an army in Korea, which is the way shorter. The Koreans, who were less, ranging running to ask for help from the Chinese, because for some was a vassal kingdom, "and everyone ended up getting blood on the battlefield. And that history has repeated itself, more or less the same actors, until the last century.

Red and blue top down, as the peninsula.

They say what does not kill you makes you stronger, and it seems that the fact of spending life with two fights big boy made Korea a small country with a strong sense of national sentiment , to call it somehow. Either eat or you eat. Nation ideas = Race = Culture = Territory are powerful in Korea as they are in Israel, another country that also was in the middle of everything and also rained when the Assyrian hosts buzzing with the Egyptians, the Romans deliveries , etc. Not that your god is angry with you and punish you, is that the site you have chosen is about halfway around and armies and both sides end up going out there, and burn your house on the outward and return journeys.

In Korea, therefore, as not always able to show off the ideas or Nation Territory (even now, at least As for the idea of \u200b\u200bunified territory ) they compensated with their remaining ideas: those of Race and Culture especially Culture: to avoid being classified as a byproduct of a powerful civilization, as their neighbors, they stressed their own peculiarities and cultural works. In these creations, among the most famous highlights the traditional female costume, the hanbok -insurance that you dream of one world, one that carries the waist up to her tits. But above all, tend to emphasize the Korean script, Hangul the .

Hanbok with pepper string included.

The hangul is the pride of Korea (currently both), it ordered six centuries ago to create a Korean king very good as an alternative to written Chinese, which was very, very bloody to learn-in fact, the Chinese script was designed to be difficult, so that only highly trained bureaucratic elite could use it. Now, the hangul has come to practically the entire world, are such as simbolitos rare that supplements come in Pucca .

since Korea was divided in two different countries, both have led the world in Korean culture. They may be curious the different positions that have followed in terms of more current communication via the Internet : While South Korea has stationed fully online, and to a level of national policy , North Korea can boast virtually the country in the world with fewer web pages (only 2, although the country itself still has no dominion, has reserved. kp). When I met with Official Website North Korea, the truth is that I was a little surprised by the level of mundanity. Those who wish may enjoy the music section , which has no waste-my favorite is No motherland without you , although Do not ask my name is not bad, with that delicious touch of organ. Then there is this other , which features a bright and cheerful design and perhaps because of that, to me scares me even more.

North Korea is a very strange, that nevertheless can boast of national characteristics: can cool to be the most inaccessible country in the world (although lately they are opening his hand, to expand tourism), or you can go with my head high for having the only communist dynasty the world, and being the only country Communist paradoxically uses two different words for the term comrade : one for when you talk or you are referring to a superior in rank and another for a bottom. Its population is starving but the freak its leader spends about 25% of their meager GDP to military spending ( No. 22). Never mind that the world move and change, for better or for worse: they continue to roll, seeing only what they want to see ( 50 years and peak "takes longer). I think someone is ugly to accept 150,000 tons of food (100,000 in 2002 to 50,000 in 2003) and then call bandit, but it is only my opinion.

already told us the old master Chiun , "Korea is the most beautiful country on earth" . The Koreans, both north and south of the peninsula have suffered a lot over its history. Have been invaded and enslaved so many times that even surprised that today Koreans are living to go on Lost . We hope to find a peaceful solution and not have to suffer anymore.

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Magnificent Gesture Art Nouveau Le Corbusier

Korea and movie legends quinqui

"There is a mimicry in the rough, and you're getting into some areas of mind-boggling sleaze. It is a fear that does not stop uncontrolled attract you. I discovered in myself that what so often you allow yourself to speak and say: the marginal. "

So Eloy de la Iglesia spoke in an interview to El Mundo. He, like almost every character that appeared in his films, died in tragic circumstances last few weeks.

quinqui Cinema is a tangle that fed its own actors and characters they were based. With José Antonio de la Loma, is reached which can be confusing meta Perros Callejeros II, but it was nothing more than the beginning of a strange chain. The actor who plays Torete (Heifer pseudonym) is actually true friend of Juan Jose Moreno Cuenca "The Heifer" (he could not star in the movie by being held in prison.) After the blockbuster hit of stray dogs in the second part, the actor replied to a new and fictitious Heifer "Guys? The I want. Do not see how I feel. And since I did the movie already demasiao, waiting for me at the door with panties in hand. "


How can I not flirt with this jacket so cool.

Songs of the Chungking, leaks, robberies and a phrase that is repeated over and over again: "For my freedom," impressed "The Jaro" learned to see Street Dogs new tricks to commit crime. The Jaro later inspire the film Eloy de la Iglesia, "Navajeros." Jose Luis Manzano, a street kid picked up by Eloy, plays the actual "Jaro" . Neither , and character actor died of natural causes Have you lost already in the chain?

Unlike Eloy, it seems that Antonio de la Loma did try that their children follow the right path, to take advantage of fame that gave them the movies starring themselves to shape a better future: "They failed to assimilate success. Rather than use it to guide their lives and out of marginalization, got carried away. I did what I could, but I die in threes. Whenever I had some apprehension of what may put in their hands and failed to take "

also "El Pirri, Antonio Flores, José Luis Manzano. All of them appeared in the films of E. of the Church, all died as following a trail eaten by his own character. And Eloy, as Thomas de Quincey twentieth century, seemed to be up to his neck in a world that tried to reflect. So perhaps his films are more raw and less mythologizing that José Antonio de la Loma, who saw everything from a more distant.


The Wild potorro Rosario Flores in "Colleagues" still can shake the souls sensitive.

For legend, many of the actors in the Loma and the Church, died in the early nineties. While greeted with Cobi, they lay writhing on AIDS or for good with a quick overdose.

Since reality, fiction also expressed the same: "Pirri soon found a liking to the horse. And a few days running at a gallop as if it had not done anything in his life "(the" Pico II)


The Pirri (best) does not allow you to break your ass to a friend

interesting in this forum Bloody Planet quinqui on film can clearly see the difficulties that users encounter when seeking information about the actors of this genre or the characters they played. It confuses the real with the fictional, constructed a literature that we would all like to believe so great situations but, for lack of sources, many are reluctant to admit that things happened exactly.

Most of films about Heifer De La Loma, were exported abroad. However, Gangs of Eloy de la Iglesia, so you know, just premiered here in Mexico and Italy. I find it curious to meet some American views on the IMDb board about "Street Dogs" (Street Warriors):

One says: "The film is interesting in a strange way. But why could not show at least one teenager as a decent human being? "And a Texan," Interesting character study that shows how the English youth may be as wild as Americans. "

Well! It was time, I honestly had no idea that someone from that country could understand this kind of film. Not even that were available to American hands, the end of the Internet gives you surprises like this often.


"Like I have a pair of boobs I have a couple of eggs"

"Tod Browning or Eloy de la Iglesia?

Currently there is nothing like it in Spain, we could say that "Barrio" margarine is what quinqui, "Dance me water" film actors perpetrated by upper class neighborhood with faces too rosy to be junkies terminals. The truth is as honest as I can find is the miniseries "Father Courage" in 2002.

being the case, we can only wait for the blessed parents of English cinema, marking what's hot and what's not, decide to get a little more out of this genre , perhaps with a "GTA Mine," a video game pulls from cars, bridges and several stabs in the end all it took then. I, sure, I would buy it.

Greetings, friends.

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Community Service Ideas In Confirmation

Easter or costumes that do not molan hard.

Dear friends, do not know about you, but I have always been fascinated by clerks, pagans and histrionic costumes which are flooded at this time the streets of this quixotic country.


Cofrade distinguish a
honor of the Nazarene Cava a walk?


And, while I respect the personal beliefs of each, I can not stand the tremendous hypocrisy that is the parade of penitents, hooded or they are called, at Easter.

For starters, many people beneath these "sheets" are there without having set foot in a church in their lives, others are there for a very primitive religiosity of other times and for mere participation "fun." All this would seem to me great if not for the fact that then sell this as a fervent religiosity and aware of all its participants.

other hand, the choice of clothing seems quite surreal, to say nothing about their names, "Nazarene Quinta Angustia", "Brotherhood of the Holy Christ of Agony Entombment and Romans "(and anyone else?) Or" Brotherhood of the First Lady of Pain "(I will not comment what I suggest the latter because it is not to be a religious thing.)


Luce a pearly white robe and red
passion of Karl Lagerfeld, finished with mahogany arch.

processions allegedly under the patronage of the Catholic Church are burdened with a tremendous paganism, with profuse Masonic symbolism and ornaments apricots only possible in this country.

Papi, sure this is Disney World?


Well everyone is free to do as he pleases, yes, I do not like yesterday in my town, where hundreds of people dressed as penitents or imperial guards Wars (not hard to say which of the two for sure) spent pounding the drums in which they called "Procession of Silence." Send eggs!

But maybe this is not the only thing Nazarenes of Spain, is not it?

Brothers of the Blessed black pain.

"Holy Week in Seville or Malaga?

Thursday, April 6, 2006

Forearm Footprint Tattoos

You in Humble

If you have ever used (or used) the phrase "I'm going to poke" to threaten someone, probably, until now, has never been involved in a fight and thus, I consider him a human being incomplete. Ojo! I'm not saying better or worse, only incomplete, for example, if you follow a virgin at 78.

The bacon sandwich now!

For the rest of us, however, things change. To a greater or lesser extent every human being worthy of the name has had physical violence at some point in their lives.
Almost certainly, you and I and the neighbor and even fifth-Fulanito-and-so, we have been involved in the odd brawl, regardless of the intensity, we used violence willingly or unwillingly, in spite of ourselves or of others. Or without regret, what the hell.
And it is inevitable. You can not separate one from the other, the physical and human mammal, say, are inextricably linked, coiled like two (2) snails in constant intercourse (pardon the simile).

Since the dawn of time since the days of big, rectangular black monolith, the peoples that have inhabited the planet have been confronted by any twinkling of an eye.
At first the fighting was basically a clean host, but little by little, with the coming of age of different metals, the thing was sprinkling a little more, introducing all kinds of utensils. Over the years, the growth of a ruling class who saw the pastelazo prontito would mean the exclusive use of violence on others (in charge of this would justify such a Hobbes), a new idea was instilled in us the genes: avoid, as far as possible, indiscriminate use of the then popular bludgeon and you're mine.
Nevertheless, violence has never become an exclusive preserve of military brass or aristocrats, or even the church, although it is true that these three gangs have made a very elaborate and imaginative use of art Host to the neighbor.
But focus on what you play, I'm going by the tributaries and good shade shelters me. Believe it or not, I want to talk about violence against others individually or, more specifically, one against another, that is, fighting, bullae, brawls or the films of Jean-Claude.

Fighting (OOOOOR-YUKEN!)

not deny a good fight has a very high power of seduction. What happens when you build a brawl (yes, yes, with accent on the first A) for example, a Saturday night? Well, within seconds the two brave gladiators (hey motherfucker, I've throw the Cubata) who have faced are surrounded by a crowd of onlookers and spokesmen for blood, but pretend to separate the contenders (it cogedme kill!).

But as in pharmacy, we fight about everything, hear, over and across the globe. Not only among mammals-horse race.
In northern Thailand, as well as along the width of Japan rhinoceros beetle fights are a ritual that takes very seriously. The kwang (Thai) or mushi (Japanese), Grand Beetle Fighter, is revered by people as a mighty warrior. During the fighting season, the coaches prepare their insect gladiators for this annual festival that move large amount of money in bets (remember the principle of Rambo III). In fact, Japan has developed a game only of battles between beetles that has been quite successful.

Mighty warrior resting

The cockfighting also enjoy great popularity in Southeast Asia as well as throughout the former pre-Columbian empires. When it comes to cakes caregivers a sharp knife to fit the legs of roosters. An uplifting show that after a few seconds resembles a pillow fight at a slumber party such as Grease, all covered with feathers flying. Well
and chicken blood.
But not even stop, fighting illegal hunting dogs, kangaroos boxing against (and even between two people), fighting mongooses against snakes (do not bet against the mongoose), fights in classrooms recorded in Mobile, etc., the range is very wide. MMA



And, damn, it turns out that this is always business. So, if we make two types of 95 kg over a ring to be the shit, as for balls have to be even more business. In this sense, leaving aside the interesting world of the sport of gentlemen are probably fighting in MMA the most money and morbidity among fans move the saliva, sweat and blood.
no mistake, the initials do not mean MMA Ministry of Environment, also, but Mixed Martial Arts, or Martial Arts Mixed, better known in Spain by the grace of Merdeces Milà and famous and investigative reporting, as Valetudo. Or, as the name coined while writing this post, minus the eggs, anywhere (MHDQ).

Stop, stop, that I've dropped a lens
At the risk of automatically consider me a madman, I confess that, just as a spectator and fan, I have ventured into this world that guarantees the audience the same feeling that they should experience the Roman patricians in the Coliseum watching the Fool Tina Turner under the Dome. Bread and circuses.

And to show three buttons: One Two and Three (the latter has cloth).

And I wonder what's next, what lies ahead in sports and chivalrous world of grappling? Well, I opted for what the Japanese like that in this setting trends of violence, fighting between what they call Wicks, ie anthropomorphic robots several meters operated by a single crew member. And if time to time. An example to have it clearer: Mazinger Z against Baron Gross Ashler Mechanics.
Well, I leave that I have to take Poli Diaz to Las Barranquillas to sell bottles of water to the junkies. Ali

Bumaya.

Tuesday, April 4, 2006

Quotes For Someone Who Had Surgery

door has its charms

Humble is easy, learn to do small. Early and savor the glory of leaving someone on the floor hitting where it hurts. Without going any further, I remember the time a girl school with very high escoriasis problems, so had to wear a bulky plate on the back. We affectionately called her "Ninja Turtle."


Haha, you're a beauty aunt

The major humiliation usually occur on television, the medium in which anyone can look ridiculous in front of millions of people simultaneously. Hurt the pride becomes a spectacle we behold with sadism. We can cite the following example, which belongs to a given program such things, Patricia's Diary. This is the typical case in which a girl goes to meet his cibernovio, who has never seen, even in photos.

Over time we will remember only his pathetic protagonist, the Barbas, but not of refined education on their "cibernovia" or malicious questions Patricia. There is a moment to note: Barbas is so weak in spirit that even he laughs when he suggests cibernovia not too subtly that you did not like. The amazing thing is that this scene, common in all the time zappings, contains both a little tragedy, a blow to the dignity camouflaged as "funny." More

humiliating forms of fun, especially one that usually goes unnoticed. A while now, it has become fashionable in some blogs, perhaps for lack of ideas, write a post with all the keywords that Internet users by entering through Google. Any owner of a blog with a good statistics program (eg Statcounter ) know that people used to do searches very rare. And it is quite easy to fall into the temptation to teach everyone, as did Pauli (among others):

Let's see if we understand. In this blog you will not find any photos or anything that has to do with the list I present below.
- Videos
collejas
- photos of rotten teeth and mouth disease several
- Photos of Belén Esteban in thong, fucking or shitting
- Photos of gay penises, I guess it will be more or less similar to the straight.


The humiliated often look like

Etc. You will be there to stop evil who has written these words, even anonymous people. Are nothing short or very rare or perverts. It's easy decontextualise search terms and identifying people with them when the fact that sometimes look very strange things does not mean that we will be. However, what really cheap is to put them as a sign of degeneration of the other, making it clear that we are not so and that's why we laugh about it. It is the beginning of humiliation. Some bloggers highlight the exquisite intelligence making ironic comments to each term. This is what makes, for example, the author of escapades Things geeks :

"putting things rare in the anus" . What you really want to know my son? How do they get? What happens if you get the metes? If da gustito?

Torito of shiny skin ". Otia! now if so. Now if I have no fucking idea why the google brings these people here. Now I quedao
derrotao ... (I must say that what the author of this blog ignores in his eagerness to be funny, is that it is the title of an Andean folk tale.)

Finally, as ingenious as this kind of bloggers are teachers who one day decide to write a book with the brutality that students have written their reviews, as they have done, for example, Serrano Palace and July Reboredo Pazos ( History of Spain told by students , 2005). It is that kind of compendia in which things appear as:

- Egyptians got the dead in carafes.
- La Reconquista gave rise to myths and legends, as the Cid, who wanted to arm gentleman and looked for a villager named Sancho Panza to go out into the world.
- The Black Death was that people did not bathe and missed a lot of plague.
- The suffragists are women, as witches that no man wanted and went like crazy.


Earning money from your students laughing

I will not consider coming here Ethics height advantage of the follies of their own students to publish a book. However, say the same as before: the perpetrators of these kinds of books are supposed to generate laughter from the fun of the mistakes of the students, "how stupid they are." But if we look very closely, sure we've all said or written any time one or many atrocities. Decontextualise all the mistakes and put them together to mock just leaves a bad, in my opinion, the teacher uses students to earn money. And, says a lot about their ability to educate and prevent the perpetrators.

Here ends this brief tour of some of the many ways we can humiliate. I always thought the funniest part of all the jokes are not a privileged mind can do either, but the amazing ability to feel clever when in reality it is still a worm.